第六十一章(2/5)

                               杨泓一脸似信非信的神色，说：“你又来蒙我，怎么会有这么抠门的女人呢？”
                                                                                                                                                                我嘿嘿一笑，说还有更绝的呢，有次夫妻俩在家做饭，王信义发现米桶里的大米生了虫子，正准备扔弃遭到老婆的痛斥，说这大米自己不吃，可以等你那帮狐朋狗友来家玩牌时洗巴洗巴煮来吃掉免得浪费。消息甫一传出，从此一干江湖好汉便从他们府上销声匿迹。
                                                                                                                                                                说话间，只见王信义甩着两支胳膊晃晃悠悠进得院子里来，东张西望寻找我们的位置。我挥挥手招呼他过来，这家伙瞅瞅桌席上的菜肴拉开座椅大啦啦坐下，“嗬，小酒儿喝着，小妞儿泡着，小日子过得磁实呀。”
                                                                                                                                                                杨泓还没有回过神来，偷偷捂着嘴直乐。王信义狐疑地看看她，又转脸看看我：“你丫肯定在背后诋毁领导干部光辉形象来着？”
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                我顾左右而言他，说道：“我们是在为中国足球的命运和前途忧心忡忡着呢，想想看绿茵场上这帮孙子们论身价哪个不是百万富翁，统统他娘的射门的不行，射精的厉害。依我的脾气全都给丫煽了卵蛋发配宫里，改练踢毽子是正经事，再跟国际奥委会送一提案要求增设传统体育项目，派章子怡小姐以亲善大使身份拎着红包儿，挨个委员公关公关这事儿就成了。往小里说咱是藏着些私心想确保北京奥运会中国金牌总数第一，往大里说再给奥林匹克多添一项运动项目，也算是五千年文明古国给世界做一新贡献呀。”
                                                                                                                                                                王信义猛地喝下一大口啤酒，“你丫就是没文化，那不叫毽子应该叫蹴鞠，就是宋徽宗和高毬喜欢在宫里切磋的玩意儿。考据说就是世界足球的起源，这事儿连国际足联主席布老都首肯了的。”
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           
                                        

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