第七十六章(1/4)

从烟雾缭绕光线昏暗的雪茄房出来，大街上夏日明晃晃的阳光刺得我的眼睛生疼。我眯着眼看了一会儿路边行色匆匆的人群，一时间有些恍惚不知道该往何处去。
                                                                                                                                                                从裤兜里掏出手机，想找个跟我一样闲得蛋疼的家伙，再找个啥地方把酒言欢虚掷光阴，却见有几条新短信没有发觉，打开一看，有几条是卖机票和卖发票的垃圾短信，立马删除。有一条是王信义发来的段子：王小丫提问给女选手，“用伟哥的目的是什么？”
                                                                                                                                                                女选手思考很久，回答：想不出来。小丫当即说：恭喜你答对了。台下观众一片议论：她可太有才啦！
                                                                                                                                                                看罢哑然失笑，随手转发给若干人等，不一会儿就收到若干条回复。
                                                                                                                                                                余阳刚的回复比较含蓄：一老汉和一少女结婚了。洞房花烛夜老汉出一上联：老司机开新车得心应手。少女考虑后出一下联：新钢筒旧活塞压缩正常。横批：注意保养。
                                                                                                                                                                西玛回复的也算艺术：山上住着一群尼姑，小尼姑下山购物都爱骑自行车。一天，老尼姑忍无可忍，召集她们开会说：从今以后，如果谁骑车再大呼小叫的，我就把车座重新安上！
                                                                                                                                                                蝴蝶的则就比较生猛：演出结束，领导上台拉住漂亮的蒙古女演员的手嘘寒问暖不放手，还一个劲的问叫什么名字，女演员激动的说：玛勒格碧 凇首。
                                                                                                                                                                俞悦回复说，你就尽管YY吧。李聪小丫头善解人意：哥哥又无聊了？我带你去一个FB的地方玩好伐？
                                                                                                                                                                我禁不住龙颜大悦，赶紧拨号过去，李聪在那端乐呵呵地说：“帅哥， 做过泰式健身水疗没有？有老板请客呢。”
                                                                                                  

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