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故意攻击和影射，大权还在党手里，你怎么比中宣部还敏感？”
                                                                                                                                                                旁边座位的食客不知发生了什么事情，都诧异地抬头张望，我按着黎黎的肩让她安坐下来，顺便挨在她旁边，伸手往下就摸“哇！这家店真不错噢，连坐椅都是真皮，又软又滑，多好的皮呀！”
                                                                                                                                                                黎黎转怒为嗔：“住手！妈呀，你摸得我的大腿都起鸡皮疙瘩了。”
                                                                                                                                                                我转过话题问她，有什么神秘的事情要告诉我哦。她诡异地笑，回答说还不着急待会儿再说，接着又主动承接先前的话题，说她们夜店的姐妹们在一起聊天，讨论来世做什么，甲说要做花人人都吻我，乙说要做麻将个个都摸我，丙说要做雪糕人人都舔我，丁说要做救护车个个都从后面上我还能哇哇叫。
                                                                                                                                                                我不再往坑里跳，反而看着窗户外的景色顾左右而言他：“今儿天气不错，我决定改艺名叫风和，你呢也别叫雪儿，就叫小丽吧。”
                                                                                                                                                                黎黎确实已经见惯风月，用手作势就往我胯下抓过去，嘴里骂道：“臭流氓！”
                                                                                                                                                                我一把捏住她的手腕，正色道：“公共场合不得宣淫，影响河蟹社会把你抓到清河筛沙子去。”
                                                                                                                                                                她嘻嘻一乐，说那天有个官人被一堆老板簇拥着到她们场子玩，说过一幅对联儿，上联是：上级压下级，一级压一级级级加码马到成功；下联是：下层蒙上层，一层蒙一层层层掺水水到渠成。横批就是：和谐社会。
                                                                                                                                                                我连声称善，说如今你也是阅人无数，都可以去天涯上面写网络小说了，如果开个博客叫“进啦”艳名当直追老徐也难说。
                                                                                                                    

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