第十五章男人没有不沾花惹草的(3/4)

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                                                                                                           "不要问我,我肯定不会那样干。我胡某是什么人呀?我爱的只是老婆大人。就是电视上这堆美女穿着三点式走下来,在我面前走一千个来回,我也不会动心的。"我信誓旦旦地说,老丁在洗手间里一定听得美滋滋的。                                                                                                                                                                "胡总,我非常钦佩您老人家的定力,只是我不明白,美女穿着三点式在您面前挑逗,您居然没有一点反应,是不是不正常呀?"行政副总狡猾地说。                                                                                                                                                                "这才是真男人,对自己的老婆抱着绝对的忠心,你就不会想着要去吃野食了。在一棵树上吊死并不是什么坏事,天下美女多如蚂蚁,你就是一只大象,也没法把她们都吃了,再说,女人下面那东西都一样,你弄一千个与弄一个又有什么区别呢?"我说。                                                                                                                                                                他们被我说得瞠目结舌,东北小情人望着我眼睛发亮,一看就是一个多情的骚女子,她嘴里发出啧啧的惊叹声,红红的尖舌舔着嘴唇,电视荧光照在她脸上幽蓝蓝的一片,一刹那间,我想到了电影《古宅心慌慌》里的女鬼。                                                                                                                                                                "您是吃不到葡萄说葡萄酸吧?"东北女孩突然表情古怪地说,"要不我帮您介绍一个。"                                                                                                                                                                "废话,还要你给胡总介绍吗?别看胡总平时不动声色的,谁知道他背地里是怎样乱搞的?"我看得出行政副总在煽风点火。                                                                                                                                                                "别瞎说,我真不是你们想像的那样龌龊,当然,我也不是什么圣人,思想上偶尔开点小差,那也是情理之中的事,但我总是以理智战胜邪恶……"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           "我不太相信,您就没有红杏出墙过?"东北女孩调皮地说。                                                           

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