第十五章男人没有不沾花惹草的(3/4)

                                                                                                           "不要问我，我肯定不会那样干。我胡某是什么人呀？我爱的只是老婆大人。就是电视上这堆美女穿着三点式走下来，在我面前走一千个来回，我也不会动心的。"我信誓旦旦地说，老丁在洗手间里一定听得美滋滋的。                                                                                                                                                                "胡总，我非常钦佩您老人家的定力，只是我不明白，美女穿着三点式在您面前挑逗，您居然没有一点反应，是不是不正常呀？"行政副总狡猾地说。                                                                                                                                                                "这才是真男人，对自己的老婆抱着绝对的忠心，你就不会想着要去吃野食了。在一棵树上吊死并不是什么坏事，天下美女多如蚂蚁，你就是一只大象，也没法把她们都吃了，再说，女人下面那东西都一样，你弄一千个与弄一个又有什么区别呢？"我说。                                                                                                                                                                他们被我说得瞠目结舌，东北小情人望着我眼睛发亮，一看就是一个多情的骚女子，她嘴里发出啧啧的惊叹声，红红的尖舌舔着嘴唇，电视荧光照在她脸上幽蓝蓝的一片，一刹那间，我想到了电影《古宅心慌慌》里的女鬼。                                                                                                                                                                "您是吃不到葡萄说葡萄酸吧？"东北女孩突然表情古怪地说，"要不我帮您介绍一个。"                                                                                                                                                                "废话，还要你给胡总介绍吗？别看胡总平时不动声色的，谁知道他背地里是怎样乱搞的？"我看得出行政副总在煽风点火。                                                                                                                                                                "别瞎说，我真不是你们想像的那样龌龊，当然，我也不是什么圣人，思想上偶尔开点小差，那也是情理之中的事，但我总是以理智战胜邪恶……"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           "我不太相信，您就没有红杏出墙过？"东北女孩调皮地说。                                                           

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