第三十九章此人不愧是情场老手(1/4)

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贾雨村进来了,又是主动给我递烟,又是给我倒茶。"胡老弟,最近有事吧?不要瞒着老哥,我早就猜到了,前次车祸不是单纯的车祸。"                                                                                                                                                                "那你说不是单纯的车祸是什么呢?"我被他的提问暗暗吃了一惊,此人不愧是情场老手,他懂。                                                                                                                                                                "那绝对是一场情感的车祸。"                                                                                                                                                                "何以见得?"我表面上漫不经心地反问他,但心里对他多了一分警惕,这家伙莫不是发现了我们夫妻之间的问题。                                                                                                                                                                "只有情感出了危机的人才会在清晨无人的街道上翻车出轨,轻则是晚上与情人狂搞导致双腿发软踩不稳刹车离合器,重则是被道德警察发现了吓得自行翻车,最差也是有情人在副驾驶上骚动致使重心偏移,胡总,您是属于哪一种?"贾雨村像个港台电视里的情感分析大师。                                                                                                                                                                我看他在这方面颇有点造诣,估计他把心思都用在这上面了。我说:"贾兄很有见地,但我们能否不谈具体事例,而是作些理论上的探讨吧。"                                                                                                                                                                "可以,您对什么样的理论课题感兴趣呢?"                                                                                                                                                                我点上一支烟,给他也扔了一根。我提了一个又大又空的问题:"你认为女人到底是什么?"                                                                                                                                                                "女人嘛,对小和尚来说是老虎,会伤人,对你来说,女人是你的早晨和晚餐,你中餐好像只喝点水吧。饿了的时候,你会想到要吃女人。"                                                                                                                                                                我哈哈大笑。"有道理。那你说老公对老婆的性行为可以作哪些要求?"(看精彩成人小说上《插久网》:https://x9wang.com)                  

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