第三十九章此人不愧是情场老手(1/4)

贾雨村进来了，又是主动给我递烟，又是给我倒茶。"胡老弟，最近有事吧？不要瞒着老哥，我早就猜到了，前次车祸不是单纯的车祸。"                                                                                                                                                                "那你说不是单纯的车祸是什么呢？"我被他的提问暗暗吃了一惊，此人不愧是情场老手，他懂。                                                                                                                                                                "那绝对是一场情感的车祸。"                                                                                                                                                                "何以见得？"我表面上漫不经心地反问他，但心里对他多了一分警惕，这家伙莫不是发现了我们夫妻之间的问题。                                                                                                                                                                "只有情感出了危机的人才会在清晨无人的街道上翻车出轨，轻则是晚上与情人狂搞导致双腿发软踩不稳刹车离合器，重则是被道德警察发现了吓得自行翻车，最差也是有情人在副驾驶上骚动致使重心偏移，胡总，您是属于哪一种？"贾雨村像个港台电视里的情感分析大师。                                                                                                                                                                我看他在这方面颇有点造诣，估计他把心思都用在这上面了。我说："贾兄很有见地，但我们能否不谈具体事例，而是作些理论上的探讨吧。"                                                                                                                                                                "可以，您对什么样的理论课题感兴趣呢？"                                                                                                                                                                我点上一支烟，给他也扔了一根。我提了一个又大又空的问题："你认为女人到底是什么？"                                                                                                                                                                "女人嘛，对小和尚来说是老虎，会伤人，对你来说，女人是你的早晨和晚餐，你中餐好像只喝点水吧。饿了的时候，你会想到要吃女人。"                                                                                                                                                                我哈哈大笑。"有道理。那你说老公对老婆的性行为可以作哪些要求？"（看精彩成人小说上《插久网》：https://x9wang.com）                  

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