第五十二章做爱与婚姻无直接关系(1/4)

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丁香玉这个骚婆娘的泪水与口水弄得我身上湿湿的,下身更是湿得无边无际。我都不好意思了,我们刚刚离婚,怎么感觉如此美妙?是不是非法**比合法**更好?事实证明非法**更好。                                                                                                                                                                完事之后,丁香玉用我的底裤擦了擦下面的作案现场,在卧室粉红的灯光下,丁香玉                                                                                                                                                                舔舔嘴唇,一副满足的神态。多日不试,这家伙性功能又创新高,我想这不会是她自学成材的吧,一定是有了假洋鬼子迈克的点拨。                                                                                                                                                                在下半夜的富豪大花园,我们相对无语,内心复杂,彼此都颇为难堪。这叫咋回事呀?刚刚离异,马上又有了**的好感觉,是不是**与婚姻并无直接的关系?                                                                                                                                                                公司人力资源部组织被裁掉的员工吃分手饭,邀请公司高管参加,美国老板借口痔疮发作,要我代表他出席分手宴,并致辞、敬酒,顺带挥手与作别,我正想借口老婆生病,但马上意识到我已经没有了老婆。                                                                                                                                                                员工的分手饭在俏江南中关村店吃,我假装悲悲切切地坐在员工们中间,上来了一只大龙虾,我离婚后胃口陡然大开,见了龙虾,口水就收不住了,我伸去筷子,狠狠地夹了一大块龙虾肉,埋头吃起来。                                                                                                                                                                我听到人力资源部经理李四宏在装模作样地吹牛,"公司的人力资源管理思想是:选好人,留好人,用好人,只要我李四宏在这个公司,这个正确的人力资源管理思想就不会丢,请大家放心!"                                                                                                                                                                我一边吃下一道菜,一边想李四宏呀李四宏你真是个蠢女人,在吃分手饭时讲什么选人留人用人,这不是明着叫他们愤怒吗?                                                                                                                                                                果然,那个长得五大三粗的前销售部副经理发火了,他是这次被裁员工中职位最高的,他抓起一瓶燕京啤酒,一掌就把瓶颈劈掉了,啤酒泡沫冲到了李四宏的脸上,他仰起脖子咕嘟咕嘟猛喝了一通,完全像是一个愤怒的人。"狗屁人力资源思想,全是骗人的把戏,我们都被公司骗了!"他叫起来了。                  

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