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“希拉·希维尔！汝即为受众神祝福之新勇者！当你从这场梦醒来之后将会获得勇者之证明！有什么问题尽管……哈？想吸本神的奶？你这乳臭未干的臭小鬼去死吧！”
                                                                                                                                                                四岁那年，我做了场奇怪的梦，醒来后莫名其妙就变成金光闪闪的勇者了。
                                                                                                                                                                “呜哇哇哇！玛蒂老师！玛蒂老师！希拉的下面有小鸡鸡啦！她好噁心喔！”
                                                                                                                                                                然后，托所谓勇者证明的福，隔天我就在当时所念的幼稚园遭到排挤与欺负。
                                                                                                                                                                “希拉·希维尔！别再祷告了，本神已经快被你烦死啦！本神决定将安排你移居帝国大圣堂内，接受高等祭司的照顾！还有你别再祷告了！本神的奶是不会给你吸的！”
                                                                                                                                                                六岁那年，我的祷告似乎真的灵验了，而且我总算可以离开将我视为异端的家乡。
                                                                                                                                                                “呜噫噫噫！蕾娜祭司！圣师大人！希拉是有小鸡鸡的女生啦！人家不想跟她一起睡觉觉！”
                                                                                                                                                                然后，不光是继续遭到同辈排挤，只实现我一个愿望的女神仍然不肯让我吸奶。
                                                                                                                                                                “希拉·希维尔！经过本神审慎思量，本神愿意实现你吸奶以外的一个愿望！看要传说中的神兵利器，还是取之不尽的财富……喂你别对着本神的幻影做猥亵动作啦！”
                                                                                                                                                                八岁那年，在梦中被巴了头的我对女神说，希望跟我同辈的女孩子不要再这样讨厌排斥我。
                                   

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