第四章往日仇敌(1/16)

结束了宜兰之旅，心情甚是愉快。一趟意外旅程让宛真那小淫穴短时间内吞下了两条陌生的鸡巴，尤其是看着陌生男子将宛真脱光瞬间，惊叹那清纯的小脸下竟是如此傲人身材时，总让小弟的鸡巴兴奋不已。
                                                                                                                                                                回程路过台北，突然想起高中美发科的两位旧识，拿起电话便拨了过去。
                                                                                                                                                                这两位旧识，一个叫阿Kin，一个则是十三妹。阿Kin身高不高，长得倒是很秀气，时髦的发型加上韩式少男的外表，让他高中时异性缘一直很好，很难想像这人其实有着潜在的娘炮个性。
                                                                                                                                                                第一次单挑时，我的左拳擦过了他的脸颊，没想到他放声大哭，也从此一炮而红。
                                                                                                                                                                “干你娘……总有一天我一定要找你报仇！”阿Kin哭着说。
                                                                                                                                                                “先切了你那只屌吧！”当年的我毫不在意。
                                                                                                                                                                十三妹就不用说了，自诩为带种的大姐头，高中就染了整头金发，剃成个十足男生样，吹着高高的飞机头。我们时常打赌，十三妹却始终愿赌不服输，直到毕业前我还是不懂，在校长室门口帮我含鸡巴真有这么困难吗？
                                                                                                                                                                毕业几年后，我才知道原来她含的是阿Kin的屌。
                                                                                                                                                                这么极端的组合怎么会在一起呢？这不重要，但两人在我心中其实都是个卒仔。
                                                                                                                                                                “喂？”话筒对面传来的是熟悉不过的声音。
                                            

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