第一百八十二章男女搭配,干什么都不累(3/8)

                                                                                                                                禽兽啊！何胖子的眼泪都差点儿掉下来，你说，你有张幂那样的女人了，还抢我在南江医科大学门口的店铺干嘛呀？这不是典型的扮猪吃老虎嘛。只可惜，我不是老虎，而你？就算是猪，那也是带着獠牙的野猪，生猛着呢。
                                                                                                                                                                就在这个时候，店里面传来了一个女人的声音，喊道：“死胖子，你干什么？是不是又勾搭哪个小姑娘了？”
                                                                                                                                                                何胖子吓得一激灵，赶紧道：“贾少，我们家的母夜叉又发飙了，我得赶紧回店里。”
                                                                                                                                                                贾思邈就有些傻眼了，做男人做成像何胖子这样的，也算是极品了。谁想到，那个女人跑了出来，她看上去也就是三十多岁的样子，还真是有几分姿色，是那种身材丰腴的类型，秀眉倒竖，很是有几分霸道、泼辣的味道。
                                                                                                                                                                她叉着腰，手指着何胖子，叫道：“我跟你说，要是让我再看到你跟哪个小姑娘勾搭，看我怎么收拾你。”
                                                                                                                                                                人，都是有尊严地，要是俩人在床上，你骑我，我骑你的，睡在上面、下面都没有什么。可你在大庭广众之下，狠狠地骂人，你说谁能受得了呀？尤其是当着贾思邈的面儿，这让何胖子更是下不来台了。
                                                                                                                                                                他怒道：“你哪只眼睛看到我勾引小姑娘了？我是跟我朋友聊聊天，咋的？不行啊。”
                                                                                                                                                                贾思邈拱拱手，笑道：“嫂子好。”
                                                                                                                                                                那女人盯着贾思邈瞅了又瞅的，连说话的嗓门儿都轻了不少，问道：“胖子，你说……他是你朋友？”
                               

本章未完，点击下一页继续阅读