第九百五十九章没有了手指的枪神(3/8)

  贾思邈笑了笑，冲着李二狗子和吴阿蒙，问道：“你们说，蛤蟆要是少了一条腿，会怎么样？”
                                                                                                                                                                “蹦跶不了了。”
                                                                                                                                                                “教师没有书、护士没有针、会计没有笔……你说，他们会怎么样？”
                                                                                                                                                                “那都是他们吃饭的家伙啊？肯定很严重了。”
                                                                                                                                                                “那你明白，于爷吃饭的家伙是什么了吧？二狗子，你不是有戒指吗？给它套进去，然后咔嚓……”
                                                                                                                                                                “明白，明白了。”
                                                                                                                                                                自从跟了贾思邈，李二狗子的打扮就像是一个暴发户一样，手指上戴着硕大的金戒指，很是惹眼。现在他才明白，敢情金戒指还有这样的好处啊？他立即走过去，让吴阿蒙扒光了于继海的裤子。
                                                                                                                                                                一愣，贾思邈问道：“嗨，你扒他裤子干嘛呀？”
                                                                                                                                                                李二狗子道：“贾哥，不是你说的吗？把他的那玩意儿套进去，然后咔嚓下掰断了吗？我就觉得吧，我的金戒指会不会太细了？放不进去吧？”
                                                                                                                                                                贾思邈不禁哑然，失笑道：“谁让你掰断那玩意儿了？我只是说，掰断他吃饭的家伙，他的枪神，用什么勾动扳机了？”
                                                                                                                                  

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