第七十章黄雀在后(6/24)

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                                                                                     一曲听完,所有客人都热烈鼓掌了起来,就连那暴发户也忍不住叫好,转头对朋友赞叹说:“能模仿到这种程度,的确很不容易了。可惜啊,这么动听的歌喉,竟然配在这么丑陋的肥猪身上,真是太可惜了……”
                                                                                                                                                                话还没说完,身后突然传来一个慢条斯理的男人声音,打断了他的话。
                                                                                                                                                                “这您就错了,先生!我觉得这位楚楚小姐并不丑陋,甚至可以说,她完全算得上是一位美女!”
                                                                                                                                                                暴发户和朋友回头一看,说话的是个戴墨镜的中年人,样子十分普通,显然也是个凑热闹的看客。
                                                                                                                                                                “美女?哇靠,老兄你不是眼睛有毛病吧?”暴发户笑得前仰后合,“我承认她的嗓子很棒,用这种嗓子来叫床,一定会多姿多彩、非常动听,可是她的身材,哈哈哈……我真的连一点优点也找不到耶!”
                                                                                                                                                                中年人心平气和地说:“先生,看来你并不懂鉴赏女人,这位楚楚小姐虽然胖了一点,但以我多年的经验来看,她仍然是女人之中的‘上品’……不错,目前她的身材是有点走样,但是也不至于毫无优点啊,至少她的胸部相当丰满,这点您总该承认吧!”
                                                                                                                                                                暴发户大笑:“是是是,是很丰满,只可惜不止胸部,她全身上下都是丰满的肥肉,尤其是腰部,那一块块肥得冒油的猪肉。嘿嘿,老兄你要是也有胃口,我就真的要佩服死你啦!”
                                                                                                                                                                这几句话显然引起共鸣,周围几个听到的客人也都笑了起来。
                                                                                                                                                                中年人却还是十分平静:“现在有肥肉,不等于过去有,更不等于将来永远有……诸位,如果你们有想像力的话,不妨设想一下,一旦楚楚小姐身上减去那二十斤多余的肥肉

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