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健息请来施工队，将小楼里里外外重新折腾，他带着几位大妈挨家挨户求人出壮丁。纸上谈兵容易，真上阵了，任你说的口干舌燥，别个巍然不动。最后没辙了，健息将工资又提了个档次，才陆陆续续招来十来号人，还个个瘦得跟麻杆似的，穿上协警的服饰，一眼望去如同吸毒的街头骗子。
                                                                                                                                                                健息又将协警的规章制度特意做了个牌子，挂在他们办公室，任命里面最大的小杨当队长，樟树村协警大队方有了个雏形。
                                                                                                                                                                当天健息带队，为第一次巡逻做表率，站街的，管！占街的，管！行迹可疑的，管！随地乱扔的，管！反正一切鬼魅魍魉，健息都要插上一手，那敬业、那热血不可谓不足。
                                                                                                                                                                结果刚回来吃中午饭，一大帮投诉的就上门了。
                                                                                                                                                                “我老婆只是化了个妆，站在自家门口，就被你们给逮回来了，我需要一个解释！”
                                                                                                                                                                “我把啤酒放在自家招牌底下，碍到谁啦？你们把啤酒全给扛走了，现在是不是已经喝了？赔钱！”
                                                                                                                                                                “天地良心啊！我男人出门买个菜，听说就被你们给抓了，他做错什么了？”
                                                                                                                                                                ……
                                                                                                                                                                做城管，真的好难，这是健息痛定思痛得出的结论。关门来开会，望着强忍笑意的麻杆手下，健息沉痛的说：“这条路，不好走哇。”
                                                                                                                                                                “头，那以后我们还抓不抓？”
                                         

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