第十九章爱情似乎也变成一场可以计算的游戏(1/15)

开车回城的路上，天空下起雨来，赶上停电，北京城一片漆黑，路灯交通灯全灭了。何天宝小心翼翼的还是迷了路，好容易绕到金鱼胡同东口，却遇到了一个日本宪兵的卡子。
                                                                                                                                                                小个子日本宪兵过来，浑身湿淋淋的，用枪托敲敲车窗，凶残地嚷嚷：“通行证！”
                                                                                                                                                                何天宝把车窗摇了一半，忽然一愣：“你是老妈子吧？”
                                                                                                                                                                那宪兵愣住：“巴嘎，什么老妈子？”
                                                                                                                                                                “省点儿气力吧大婶……你又忘了换丝袜。”
                                                                                                                                                                日本宪兵低头看脚，醒悟自己露了馅，再开口就带了点雌音：“你怎么知道的？”
                                                                                                                                                                果然是李晓滢的声音。
                                                                                                                                                                何天宝说：“你个子太小，虽然日本人矮个子多，但你这么矮的日军我真没见过。”
                                                                                                                                                                宪兵面色狰狞，显然已经七窍生烟，说：“巴嘎——你根本就是胡猜的对不对？我有一米五五呢，皇军里比我矮的有的是！”
                                                                                                                                                                何天宝说：“小姐，你要扮男人也挑个晴天嘛——你自个儿找面镜子就明白了。”
                                                                                                                                                                

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