第三章肉凳子(3/9)

                                                                                                                              我宣布要把二玩调教我的私人母马，用笔在它的屁股上写了“私人交通工具”几个字时，它就是这样的。
                                                                                                                                                                二玩在完成半小时测验那次抖得更厉害，险些把我摔下来。
                                                                                                                                                                我拍拍它的狗头说，“好样的，主人要奖励你。”
                                                                                                                                                                二玩听到之后，自己爬到屋里把鞭子叼了出来，放在我手里，我问它怎么知道主人要鞭打它。
                                                                                                                                                                它说玩玩写的调教日记它已经仔细看过很多次了。
                                                                                                                                                                大笑之后，我开始了鞭打，二玩扭着肥臀开始唱道：
                                                                                                                                                                “小城故事多……”
                                                                                                                                                                连唱的歌都和玩玩一样本人怪嗜，奖励的时候也常常用鞭子，还是一种宣泄吧？
                                                                                                                                                                不同的是这时候母狗不用报数，要唱歌当然，那天还给了成熟的小母狗它最想要的东西。
                                                                                                                                                                玩玩根据我们的调教实践，曾经把肉凳子分为以下三种：
                                                                                                

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