第三章肉凳子(7/9)

                                                                                                                                    茶凳。
                                                                                                                                                                这个要仔细说说了，严格地说这是一套人肉家具的组合，是那次难忘的茶席后两条母狗创造的。
                                                                                                                                                                通常是姐妹两个均成矮凳的姿势，但成“T”字形分布。
                                                                                                                                                                一般是我侧坐在姐姐的背上，妹妹的肥臀就夹在我的两腿之间，背部延展为一个宽广的桌面其实真正方便使用的是腰线以下的一部分，平坦如一个浅浅的盘子上面摆放的东西不限于茶和茶食，也可能是一些酒和酒食，供我小酌一番。
                                                                                                                                                                茶凳还有一个重要的特点，就是双犬的屁眼儿里一定要用植物装饰，最早是用绿萝。
                                                                                                                                                                后来姐妹两个丰富了想象力，买来一些水萝卜的种子养在花盆里。
                                                                                                                                                                每隔些天种上几棵，基本能保证总有大小适合的手指粗细的小水萝卜。
                                                                                                                                                                需要用茶凳伺候主人的时候，就挖出来洗干净，连根带叶完整地插到屁眼儿里，做成气韵生动的植物尾巴。
                                                                                                                                                                美茶美酒，绿叶丰臀，边品边抚，风月无边。
                                                                                                                                                                此凳最动人之处还在于，如果主人兴致勃发，二玩就会自动地调节高度，收放进退，把它的小主人纳入它温

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