第六十九章像是对她发出了战争威胁(2/3)

                                                                            “啊？这样呀？你从小就这么坏吗？你第一次是什么时候呀？不会是十几岁吧？看你这么坏，估计很小就做男人了”张莉笑道。
                                                                                                                                                                “当然没有了，我一个孤儿，谁肯让我打一炮呀？那时候想女人了就揩油，见到村里的大姑娘小媳妇就用手摸她们的妹儿，很好玩的”吴能笑道。
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                “那你不是说你放炮一流吗？”张莉疑惑地问道。
                                                                                                                                                                “我说的放炮是指自己用手噜，知道吗？男孩子发育成熟了，就会想搞女人，要不然会很难受的，就是这两个炸弹会很疼的，要不然人家不会说憋的蛋疼，那是有道理的，那没有女人怎么办呢？只能自己用手放掉了，我们一帮小孩子就跑到秀江旁去放炮比赛，看看谁射的最远，量最多，噜的最久”吴能笑道。
                                                                                                                                                                张莉惊愕地看着吴能，对他讲述的这些离奇的故事特别感兴趣，一下子坐了起来，“小姐夫，你跟我说说你小时候是怎么长大的吧？我对你的过去特别好奇，原来男孩子是这样长大的呀？”张莉笑问道。
                                                                                                                                                                “呵呵，真的这么想听么？”吴能坏笑道。
                                                                                                                                                                “真的，小姐夫，你跟我说说嘛！”张莉唠唠地笑道。
                                                                                                                                                                “呵呵，行，没问题，不过，我有个条件，你答应了，我才跟你讲述，我告诉你，我的故事很离奇的，你听了以后肯定可以写一部很有卖点的小说”吴能笑道。
                                                                                                                       

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