第七章假医生将诗挑病瞽卜士开口禳星(7/9)

                                                                                                          夫人道：“就借重你禳解吧！”
                                                                                                                                                                瞎子道：“非是小子科派那鬼神，也是看人家的假，如贫家不过一碗羹、一碗饭，便送好了。你们乡宦人家，若不用付猪羊，做个半宗愿心，那神也看不在眼内。”
                                                                                                                                                                余婆在旁撺掇道：“是了，今晚借重过来，便当重谢。”
                                                                                                                                                                瞎子作别出门。
                                                                                                                                                                夫人吩咐收拾空房与文英住，又吩咐把禳解之事一应买办完备。待至天晚，见那瞎子同一斑歌司，挑着箱子在堂前铺设起来，吹打一番，发过了符，接过了神。那瞎子打起油腔，跪在神前祷告，众人吹打响落一场后，将十供养中，却念得可听，都是打觑人的话。
                                                                                                                                                                只见瞎子捧着一副骨牌献上神前，道：这副骨牌，好像如今的脱空人，转背之时，没处寻。一朝撞着格子眼，打得像个拆脚雁鹅形。
                                                                                                                                                                念毕，又将剪刀献上，道：这把剪刀，好像如今的生青毛，口快舌尖，两面刀。有朝撞着生摩手，摩得个光不光来糙不糙。
                                                                                                                                                                念毕，又将算子承上，道：这把算子，好像如今做蔑的人，见了金银就小心。有朝头重断了线，翻身跳出定盘星。
                                                                                                                                                                念毕，又将银锭献上，道：这个银锭，好像如今做光棍的人，面上妆就假丝纹。用不着时两头跷，一加斧凿便头疼。
                                                                                                                           

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