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                                                         还没给小孙看处女膜，7楼就出了一件大事。绝对是大事。                                                                                                                                                                小兔答应做小李的女朋友了！！                                                                                                                                                                好吧，你觉得小兔早就是小李的了，两人走到一起完全不出人意料算不得是什么了不起的大事对不？听我慢慢讲。                                                                                                                                                                那天中午吃饭的时候，刚开始吃，小兔就正式宣布自己是小李的女朋友了。                                                                                                                                                                嗯，一边嚼一边说的，相当没品。大家也是一边嚼一边听，估计心里想的和我一样：这俩真能抻，话说小李暗恋小兔快两年了吧，今年几乎肏了小兔一整个夏天，到现在才得手，真够笨的。嗯，波澜不惊的新闻，不过听起来还是挺开心的，小兔嘴里塞着东西，一脸的幸福，样子很卡通。哎，恋爱这种事挺有传染性的，大家忽然一下都洋溢在幸福的气氛里。                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           这时小齐好死不死地问了一句，小兔名花有主了，以后还能肏么？                                                                                                                                                                哎，这么有深度的问题！                                                                                                                                                                原来肏的是女同事小兔，现在是小李的女朋友小兔，涉及到帽子颜色的问题了，性质大大的不同呐。小兔看了小李一眼，继续嚼，很用力的嚼，不说话。小李说，小兔之前就是为这事才不肯答应我的呐。哎，什么意思嘛，笨嘴巴，让人完全听不懂。后来还是小兔，叽叽格格地说了个清清楚楚。                                                                                                                                                                原来小李之前正式追求过小兔呐，只是没公开而已。小兔没答应，就是担心如果成了小李的女朋友，大概也就不能像现在这么疯玩了。

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