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主动让人家“肏你妈”是不是贱到家了？                                                                                                                                                                许辉还挺拒绝的呐！他没见过我妈妈，还以为我妈妈是个橘皮老脸的老太婆，话说肏老太太还真不是一般的重口。其实我妈妈还没到五十岁，不算多老吧，再说妈妈很漂亮呢。                                                                                                                                                                不过我就是不把这些告诉许辉，看许辉一脸英勇就义的表情蛮好玩的。                                                                                                                                                                许辉还想找借口推脱来着，大姐说：那我自己去啦？                                                                                                                                                                哎，大姐简直成了欲女了，我告诉过她这次爸爸要肏她的吧？不过大姐这招蛮好用的，许辉立刻就很怕吃亏地改口不推脱了。                                                                                                                                                                “肏我妈”那天，许辉居然还拎着一兜水果，哎，怎么有点傻姑爷上门的感觉？我笑话许辉来着，许辉一本正经地对我说：就是姑爷上门嘛，你不是我三老婆吗？                                                                                                                                                                哎，蛮有道理的，话说同居的时候许辉经常这么叫我来着，不过要这么认真吗？还拜见岳母大人？                                                                                                                                                                嗯，许辉不是来“拜见”来着，人家这是来肏丈母娘的，还是我逼着来的，太疯狂了。话说我这算是促成同学和父母的夫妻交换吧？嗯，哪个更疯狂些？                                                                                                                                                                既然是姑爷上门，那应该很拘谨的吧，我觉得许辉一路上挺紧张的。紧张到什么程度呐？这家伙见到我妈妈的时候居然都没说话。许辉后来辩解说：我还以为是你的姐姐呐！怎么看也不象是妈妈嘛。                                                                                                                                                                好吧，你不紧张，那我介绍过了之后，许辉你那么大声地说：“哎呀！阿姨你太漂亮了！阿姨你这么好看那！”是怎么会事？还有啊，一边说一边华丽丽地支起了小帐篷又是怎么回事？你裤子那么宽松

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