X月3日(1/1)

今天我没出门，因为佳怡出门，而小伟带了三个朋友来家里打扑克。玩就玩吧，还非得拿我当赌注！三个人斗地主，多出一个正好肏我。
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                其实肏我这事本来无所谓，问题是他们根本不好好肏，简直就是在玩人！也不知怎么算的分，反正一局牌下来，两个输家掏钱，赢家就兴冲冲地跑过来把我身上的那家伙换走，趴下身子开始活动……难道斗地主始终只有一个人赢吗？
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                最可恨的是他们每一局的时间都特别短，最多五分钟就决出胜负了，结果我身上的男人就像走马灯一样换个不停。四根鸡巴有长有短、有粗有细，抽插起来有快有慢、有轻有重……他们是又玩又爽，可闹得我整天只来了一次高潮。
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                早知这样，宁可让他们打麻将！