第二十四章慈善酒会（四）(1/4)

众女连杨玉卿面上也有不悦之色，阿飞却放声笑道：“既然谢二哥如此欣赏我，又有如此爱心，小弟就再献丑又有何妨？就为诸位女士先生们讲个‘爱斯基摩人智捉北极熊的双刃刀’的故事吧！”
                                                                                                                                                                阿飞径直走到架子鼓前，操起鼓槌，先向鼓手老师致意，然后敲个鼓点，敲开节奏，朗声说唱：“漫漫的风雪，满地的冰凌。
                                                                                                                                                                爱斯基摩人笑傲冰川天人行！
                                                                                                                                                                为了猎杀肥美的北极熊，把新鲜的海豹血装了一大桶，一把锋利无比的双刃刀插入其中。
                                                                                                                                                                发个email的功夫早餐加工完成，明晃晃的双刃刀，鲜红红的海豹血，冻成了个大棒冰！
                                                                                                                                                                高大的北极熊，脑袋大，脖子粗，既是大款，又是屠夫，权钱交易，权色交易，阅人无数。
                                                                                                                                                                他瞪着官眼，撇着官嘴，腆着官肚，打着官腔，迈着官步。
                                                                                                                                                                他衣冠楚楚，道貌岸然，口是心非，掩耳盗铃，嗜色如命，嗜血如命。
                                                                                                                                                                你可能搞不懂，你可能弄不清，他虽然是个熊，却长了个狗鼻子，嗅觉相当灵。千里之外就闻到了十里香的海豹血腥。硕大无朋的舌头打着卷舔食着那个大棒冰。柔软的舌头很快就冻的麻木隆的东。可那爽甜的滋味，过瘾的感觉，让他欲罢却不能！哪怕是天荒地老天塌地陷天崩地裂海枯石烂舌头割破热血流尽也没有感觉拼命地舔来舔去舔上舔下一刻也不肯停！
                                                                                                                                                                湿湿的隆的东，红红的隆的东；爽爽的隆的东，酸酸的隆

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