第二十八章周末宴会（二）(2/4)

阿飞兄弟能再来一个，索性笑个痛快笑个彻底！”
                                                                                                                                                                阿飞故作愁眉苦脸道：“我们邻居有个傻子。一天，他和他爹赶着驴车拉着一车稻草赶集，路上老头发现河边有一个乌龟，他刚想去捉，傻子慢吞吞地说：你以为你眼尖，它比你眼尖！你没有到跟前，它就跑了！
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                一路无话，到了集市，一车稻草卖了十块钱。老头说吃饭，傻子说不饿，老头自己喝酒吃饭花了五块钱。傻子慢吞吞说：你真能吃，一顿饭吃了半车草！
                                                                                                                                                                一路无话，回到家里。老头摇着粪扒去拾粪，蹲在那里生闷气：自己儿子说自己不如乌龟眼尖，一顿饭吃半车草。他气得直揪胡子。碰巧，傻子又看见了，慢吞吞说：爹，让你去拾粪，你蹲这揪胡子能揪出粪来吗？
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                老头越想越气，回家告诉了儿媳妇。儿媳妇不免埋怨了傻子几句，傻子抓住媳妇就打。老头急忙劝驾：你媳妇怀孕了，你可不能打她！傻子慢吞吞狠狠地说道：怀孕？哼，她就是怀了我亲爹，我今天也要打她！”
                                                                                                                                                                众人已经笑得受不了了。邱玉贞、夏玉荷笑得搂作一团；钱玉雯笑的眼泪都出来了；郑秀娥、孟惠珊笑弯了腰，伏在桌子上半晌直不起来；朱卫东一口茶全喷了出来；梅玉萱笑呛了，直咳嗽。
                                                                                                                                                                苏霞笑得不留神把阿飞面前的手机碰落地上，阿飞低头去拾，看见苏霞的玉腿伸到他眼前，水晶丝袜薄如蝉翼透明地可以清晰可见她玉腿上的

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