第一章初识(1/8)

“砰砰砰……”
                                                                                                                                                                一阵拍门声响起，劣质的防盗门正发出不堪重负的呻吟，小七眉头一皱，尼玛，老子心情正不爽，最好不要让我有发泄的理由，不由分说，随手打开门，我艹……话没冲出口，见到楼下房东大妈那一脸的褶皱，不由地把剩下的话又吞了回去。
                                                                                                                                                                “小七啊，这是你的快递，来来，我已经替你签收了，你拿去。”
                                                                                                                                                                大妈脸部笑成了一朵花，趁小七接着的时候，不动声色地拍了把小七的屁股。
                                                                                                                                                                一时不察中招，小七怪异地咧了咧嘴，“谢谢大妈哈。”
                                                                                                                                                                身子一抖，赶忙如兔子般窜回了家里，我擦，咋一直没发现她还是女流氓来着……
                                                                                                                                                                门外隐约传来大妈如公鸡掐嗓般的声音，“小白脸身子弱，屁股倒是蛮翘的……”
                                                                                                                                                                小七抹了把虚汗，才突然想起，我擦，我不记得有人给我寄过东西啊？脑袋一时昏昏沉沉，也想不了那么多了，撕开外包装，打开一个纸盒，就看到泡沫填充物中央有一粒黑不溜秋的胶囊！胶囊？我干，这是天使MM送来消遣我的吧？
                                                                                                                                                                一时好奇，小七把泡沫全部拿了出来，发现还有一张类似说明书般的纸张。
                                                                                                                                                                “尊敬的第001147号人形生物，你好！这是我们SEX星球最伟大发明之一，它开创了时间空间相结合的最高成就，我们把它命名为欲望空间，按照你们地球的说法，它也可以叫做痴汉领域！”
             

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