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                                                                                         “笑死人啦！你们那几个吃饱饭撑着的，不做也罢了，有时间我们多点幽会啦！”
                                                                                                                                                                “哈哈！那份扫垃圾的义工，偏偏有人看成是‘官’，一有风吹草动，就跳出来大喊什么‘鸡毛当令剑’，真是笑煞旁人！”
                                                                                                                                                                “鸡毛当令箭才对啦！不是说，错别字是凡夫的‘专利’吗？连这也要侵犯！”
                                                                                                                                                                “那凡老头的确是错别字连篇，看来他太心急，没多看几遍就贴出来了！”
                                                                                                                                                                “依我看，他可能老眼昏花了，我老公都说他‘尿湿鞋’了，既然如此，他的眼睛可能真的不管用了！”
                                                                                                                                                                “你以为啦！网上多反语，变态君并不变态，？？？？可能是阿婆，可爱的猪仔也可能是凶恶的野猪，其实阿烦年纪比我还小哩！包比之所以说老妖尿湿鞋，可能是担心你和烦老弟有染吧！”
                                                                                                                                                                “网上多反语，真叫人难予适从，不理那些了，阿烦是恋脚僻，怪怪的，我讨厌！阿林你真行，跟我讲这些非情色的东西，那东西仍然可以硬硬地梗在我阴道里，要是按包比，早软化而滑出去了！”
                                                                                                                                                                “话可不能这么说，我们刚才讲到的是‘情色区’，情多自然色浓吗？你老公主持的是‘神推区’，常言说‘神推鬼磨’，当然豆浆出得快，豆腐软滑啦！”
                                                                                                                                                                “阿林，你是和老妖是同区的，你这些鬼话我才不信，我不听你胡扯了！”
                                                                                                            

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