第一百五十一章生米熟饭(3/8)

“呸呸呸，不要搞得那么酸溜溜的好不好？说正常人的话，你们文科生就是这么些臭毛病。一言难尽就说两言，三言四言五六七八言……”
                                                                                                                                                                “你要是真要听的话，我也可以说，不过，你中间不许打岔，不许提问题，不许发表意见，不许……”
                                                                                                                                                                张春仰身躺在床上作昏倒状，道：“老大，小弟求求你了，不要折磨俺的神经了，我发现你现在很像二个人。”
                                                                                                                                                                “谁？”
                                                                                                                                                                我奇怪地问。
                                                                                                                                                                “我老婆和咱老妈！”
                                                                                                                                                                张春一脸严肃地道。
                                                                                                                                                                我起初不明白他话里的意思，怎么也想不通，我一个人怎么会像两个人呢？他老婆和“咱”老妈，老婆、老妈——婆妈！我终于发现张春原来在拐着弯讽刺挖苦我呢！
                                                                                                                                                                看着我一脸迷惑地苦苦思索，张春再也绷不住了，“哈哈”大笑起来，我的一张脸变成了猪肝色。
                                                                                                                                                                “还要不要听？”
                                                                                                                                                                我恼羞成怒拉下脸道。
                           

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