第一百五十一章生米熟饭(4/8)

                                                                                                                                     “听啊，为什么不听？把你的风流艳史一件件、一桩桩，一桩桩、一件件都从实招来吧！本少爷洗耳恭听！”
                                                                                                                                                                我知道张春跟我一个德行，嘴里从来没有正经话，所以不再跟他胡搅蛮缠，原原本本把我这些天在南河发生的事情详细地说了一遍，当然关键情节还是要节省的，比如说和几个女孩的情感纠葛之类的，要不然，张春的臭嘴到处一宣扬，我的形象只怕会立刻降到冰点以下！
                                                                                                                                                                断断续续讲了一个小时，说好不打岔，但是张大春的保证不能被指望，只盼他能少打几回就好。终于讲完了，我长长地吐出一口气，其实憋在心里听难受的，现在讲出来，我心里立刻轻松了许多。
                                                                                                                                                                张春摇头晃脑道：“精彩，真精彩！几乎都可以写成一本书了，哈哈，不过呢，你似乎少讲了一点什么啊？”
                                                                                                                                                                “少讲一点？”
                                                                                                                                                                怎么可能，难道你知道我都发生了什么事？我不解地问道，“没有啊，我从头到尾都讲完了啊。”
                                                                                                                                                                “不对吧，老大你什么时候学会讲一半藏一半了？从头到尾，关于你的女朋友我的漂亮嫂子的情节可是只字未提啊！”
                                                                                                                                                                我：“……她可不是我什么女朋友，也不是你嫂子！”
                                                                                                                                                                “你得了吧，快点说，就你那德行，要财没财，要貌没貌，怎么就把人家勾搭上手了？不会是……啊，霸王硬上弓？”
                                                               

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