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学校给每个班发了个体温表，李海南当班长，领来以后就一直夹在俊宏的胳肢窝里，后来实在退不了，我们把他背去校医院，又是验血又是化验，折腾了三四天才好起来。他出院立马写了一篇名为《病来如山倒，病去如抽丝》的博文，原文如下：世界首例非典型性心因性误诊型流感在xx大学医务室确诊，经过数名青面獠牙、目光呆滞的江湖郎中用冷嘲热讽、漠不关心疗法努力下，只经过一个疗程——基本好了。
                                                                                                                                                                由于外界对隔离区的天空普遍很好奇，那么就透露一点点。校医院里，体温表散落在各处，人们双手夹两个体温计，站在水银上来回穿梭。
                                                                                                                                                                挂号处大门紧锁，门内热气腾腾。张医生，王护士一干人等聚在一起吃火锅，盐不够，拿起一瓶氯化钠注射液咬开，倒进锅内。
                                                                                                                                                                吃饱喝足，开始接客。躺在深黄色的床单上，我不敢动弹。
                                                                                                                                                                八戒和北方站在一旁，北方发牌，八戒盯着看谁是地主，我奄奄一息。终于，在一次八戒没有出牌的比赛中，我们农民翻身打倒了地主。
                                                                                                                                                                次日，李海南加入。再次日。
                                                                                                                                                                北方病倒了。但是，一个男人，不会因为炸了一个体温表而退缩。
                                                                                                                                                                医生：嗓子化浓了，是不是吃瓜子、花生了？我：没有啊，出去玩吃了点烧烤。医生：哦，恭喜你，吃烧烤喝酒不报销。
                                                                                                                                                                我：那还喝酒了。医生：这针没扎好。
                                                                                                                                                                我：恩，能看得出来，谁打针是垂直于

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