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手背的呢?
                                                                                                                                                                隔壁床喊:医生,针水没有了。医生喊:才进的货啊。
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                                最雷人的病号:医生:有些什么症状?患者:我病了。医生:问你症状。
                                                                                                                                                                患者:难受。最病入膏肓的时候,我躺在病榻上发表了遗言:我现在有两个愿望,第一是吃碗回族食堂的细米线,第二是吃一包康师傅的红烧牛肉面。
                                                                                                                                                                结果就是许愿的当天我把它们全部实现了,我才意识到这是两个一个比一个更没有水平的愿望。病来如山倒啊,病去如抽丝。
                                                                                                                                                                病一次,我感觉欠你们的一辈子也还不清。海南说:俊宏,怕个求,我们一起去隔离,我们打打牌。
                                                                                                                                                                死又何惧,你拉拉我的手传染给我,赶紧。首先,发烧是不会通过拉手传染的吧?其次,我怕烫死你。
                                                                                                                                                                北方每天都跟我去打针,帮我看针水,还帮隔壁床的姑娘看,最后自己也病倒了,都是我的功劳啊。天地悠悠,物序流转,等你们病了,我们也去隔离,去打牌,输了喝清开灵。
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