第二十九章(1/19)

小水给我打电话，嗯，这死丫头居然叫我“大奶奶”。话说小水到我家过夜也不算有太多次，但是小水好像认准了要当晓祥的“小妾”来着，不仅很顺随地把晓祥叫成“老公”，这次居然连“大奶奶”都出来了。                                                                                                                                                                蛮好玩的，嘿嘿，那小水就成了“二奶奶”了。                                                                                                                                                                二奶奶总是叽叽格格的，话说一个女人顶得上250纸鸭子，小水至少要算800纸才行。不过800纸鸭子倒也不烦人，小丫头的话题超多的，而且总是那么有趣。                                                                                                                                                                这次小水说她要肥死了，走路时甚至觉得脸上的肉都一坠一坠的，比胸坠得还厉害，如果不戴上“脸罩”恐怕以后脸蛋也要下垂了。好吧，不知道哪里有卖“脸罩”的，戴上去一定美死了，那快下垂吧。                                                                                                                                                                小水说垂你个头，老娘要减肥，快来陪我，不然我顶多去三天。嗯，以小丫头的毅力来说，三天可以算是个纪录了。                                                                                                                                                                话说我也觉得自己有点胖呐，话说男人女人结了婚都会胖一些的吧？晓祥好像胖了些，我好像也胖了些。现在有点憷墙角的体重称来着，嗯，怕给踩坏了。                                                                                                                                                                我也想减肥来着，这下还有“二奶奶”陪着，她能坚持三天，那我至少五天，加上去有八天呐，够把肥减掉的吧。                                                                                                                                                                而且我们大楼的附近就有一个健身会馆来着，走路也就是十来分钟的距离，纸是不见有什么人进出，如果没倒闭的话倒是蛮方便的。                                                                                                                                                                我去打探了一下，哎，真的没倒闭，太神奇了。                                                                                                                                                                更神奇的是这里还有一个教练哎，我都不知道这种地方居然还需要什么“教练”。

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